Limericks

Alyssa was sitting in the corner
While the teacher was talking and boring her
So she got up and went home
And sat there all alone
And realized being alone was even boring-er



There once was a man named Kai
Who ate a lot of pie
And then he felt ill
And wanted to kill
But then he died


There once was a mom named Kelly
Who lived in her house in New Delhi
She woke up every night
To get her midnight bite
Of her peanut butter and jelly